The TV is My Shepherd by Anonymous
Poem posted on another forum by Jason Dawson
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The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want anything else. It maketh me to
lie down on the sofa. It leadeth me away from the Scripture. It
destroys my soul. It leadeth me in the paths of sex and violence for
the sponsor's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will
enjoy the evil, for blood and sex they excite me. It's cable and
remote they comfort me. It prepares a commercial before me in the
presence of my children. It anoints my head with humanism, My coveting
runneth over.

Surely laziness and ignorance shall follow my family all the days of
our lives, and we shall dwell in the house watching TV forever.

Jeremiah 17:9:
The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Psalm 101:3,
I will set no unclean thing before my eyes.