Lately our son (who will be turning 4 in about 2 months) has been cracking me up.

Yesterday, we were watching the latest "Larry Boy" video, and he was jamming out to the song at the end. As he was wiggling around the living room, I asked him if he was dancing, and he turned to me and very solemnly said, "No, Mommy. I'm ROCKING!"

I have no idea where he even heard that phrase, but I was totally cracking up!!

Another gem from our crazy little boy:

We were heading home after running errands, and he suddenly announced from the backseat:

"Daddy and D are cool. Mommy and A are pretty."

Again, not really sure where that came from, but evidently he's learning about gender differences

Some of the latest offerings:

On Sunday night, our son was sitting next to me on the couch, and he asked if we could play cars. He then handed me a purple one, and told me it was the pretty one. I thanked him, and he then showed me the yellow truck that he was going to play with.

"Mommy, this one is cool. Yours can't be cool 'cuz you're old."

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A friend of mine just gave us a Barbie plane. I feel like our kids are still a little young for the Barbie scene, but I figured they'd have fun with the big plane. There was 1 doll with it, and I picked up a cheapie Ken doll, just so that our son would have a guy to play with when he wanted to play alongside his sister. Well, I pulled this stuff out for the first time yesterday.

After playing for about five minutes, I noticed our son had already taken the clothes off the dolls. I told him to put them back on, and he replied, "But Mom, thems aren't cold!" I sort of laughed and said I knew that, but that he still needed to put their clothes back on. After he had one "reassembled" and was working on the second, I asked if it was fun to put their clothes on. His response? "No, it was more fun to take them off."

Already a typical man